Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Pretty lame and boring episode. He tapped out on the 30th question, "Which famous celebrity have you slept with?".
The only good thing on that interview based on my own preferences is that Jake Roxas is a fan of Ms. Lea Salonga. He mentioned her billboard (BA-YO) was the only good thing in the Guadaloupe Bridge along EDSA. LOLz
I have recorded this ep but I will not be uploading it since it's so lousy in my opinion even I myself wouldn't download it otherwise.
TRANSCRIPT: JAKE ROXAS ON FORBIDDEN QUESTIONS (January 24, 2007)
1. Who is showbiz' hottest mom?
Jake: Dina Bonnivie, until now.
2. Have you ever slept with a fan?
Jake: Di ko na maalala sa dami! Joke! Siguro, malamang, yes!
3. What do you hate about the industry?
Jake: Kaplastikan tsaka yung image-image. Example sa TV teeny-bumper pero sa outside addict siya. wala eh, hindi tama.
4. What animals (& fruits) come to your mind when I mention names
Aubrey Miles - bunny & carrot
Alfred Vargas - dog & banana
Onemig Bondoc - pony & atis (medyo maasim, mabuto)
Cristy Fermin (& Jobert Sucaldito) - dove, yeah peace! Pare, gusto ko kayo pagbatiin!
5. Which illegal drugs have you tried before?
Jake: Kahit smoke di ako nag-smoke eh.
MO: You don't drink either, do you?
Jake: Pag may occasion lang.
6. Give me your celfone and let me read the 5th message.
MO: Oh, it's Henry of S-Files: 'Good luck Jake! Go 40!'
7. Who's your man-crush?
Jake: Honestly wala. Local wala, wala pa akong nakikitang mas lalaki sa akin.
MO: No, if you were gay, who would you like to go out with?
Jake: Jean Padilla
8. Which female celebrity could admit to having plastic surgery done?
Jake: Madami na ngayon. (after 4 minutes) Maybe Katrina Halili, I'm not sure. Siguro may pinagawa siya pero hindi ako sure.
Andi9: C'mon you have someone already in your mind!
Jake: Regine Velasquez
Mojo: Which part?
Jake: Hindi ko lang alam..
Mo Twister: A couple of parts?
9. What's the better station, ABS-CBN or GMA?
Jake: Of course, GMA
Mo Twister: GMA, better? Why?
Jake: I belong there, galing ka rin don!
Mo Twister: Any reason why, specific?
Jake: Mahal nila artista, kahit nga di nila talent kinukuha nila sa sobrang pagmamahal nila, so GMA.
10. Which local celebrity do you dislike working with?
Jake: Yung mga parating late, dami! Nag-iisip ako ng pinaka worse! Pwedeng director?
Mojo: Nope, no directors!
(a caller who sounds like Regine Velasquez called)
Jake: Cogie Domingo, pare laging late yun limang oras! Ewan ko lang ngayon, dati yun ha!
11. Who's your best & worst bedscene partner?
Jake: Dude, honestly 2 lang ang bedscene ko. Si Andrea del Rosario & Elizabeth Oropesa.
Mo Twister: Who's better bedscene?
Jake: Of course, the hot mommy! Elizabeth Oropesa.
Mojo: She's hot!
Mo Twister: Yeah, she's hot!
12. What's the worst thing you've done to a fan?
Jake: Actually di ko alam kung worst 'tong ginawa ko, basta sinabi ko sa kanila na "Uwi na kayo, ok lang na hindi kayo pumunta kasi parang mas marami pa yung gagawin sa inyo pag tumambay kayo dito para bantayan ako."
Mo Twister: Wow, so you told them to go home?
Jake: Yeah, gano'n pero sana na-gets nila yung gusto kong sabihin dahil parang, ayoko nung babantayan ka, kasi lalabas pa ako para tingnan sila kung ok. Kumbaga, yung responsibility parang nasa sa akin.
13. Which manager do you think is having relations with their talents?
Jake: Balita ko lang, Deo & Carlos Agassi. Well, narinig ko lang 'yon ah.
14. Name me 3 celebrities tat you've tried flirting with but they turned you down?
Jake: Pare hindi eh, hindi talaga ako nag-flirt
Mo Twister: You never had any showbiz girlfriends!
Jake: Hindi ako nag-flirt sa showbiz talaga. Nabasted na ako.
15. Which local reporter do you think is the least credible?
Jake: Nakalimutan ko na pangalan ng mga reporter. During my time, niyari rin ako nito. Ogie Diaz! Now friends na kami.
16. Have you ever been offered money by a gayguy or a dirty old woman?
Jake: Oo naman!
Mo Twister: How much?
Jake: We're talking big here, siguro sabihin ko 50. Kaso kadiri.
17. "Dude, we all know you're gay, admit it!", who are you gonna say it?
18. Which movie that you have made that you regret doing?
"Send Message", teeny-booper movie with Onemig.
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
Jake: Late bloomer ako eh.
Mo Twister: What's late-bloomer?
Jake: Huli na nung malaman ko na ok pala yun!
Mo Twister: How old?
Jake: Siguro mga 17!
20. Who is the worst actor & actress?
Jake: Leading man dun si Troy Montero, leading actress Priscilla Almeda.
21. Who is showbiz' most plastic person?
Jake: (answered after 3 minutes) Marvin Agustin
Mo Twister: Why Marvin Agustin?
Jake: Nakakaloko mukha nun eh! Hindi, tsaka magaling yun.
22. What's the worst thing you've done to an animal?
Jake: Pare yung palaka, nilagyan ko ng ano...
Mo Twister: Super Lolo?
Jake: Hindi, ano lang, Five Star then inalian ko ng electrical tape tapos sinindihan ko.
Mojo: You guys are so mean!
Mo Twister: Yeah, I've done that too. I think we were together when we've done that.
Jake: Pare hanggang ngayon, nakokonsensya ako! Siyempre bata ka, sarap tingnan.
23. Who is showbiz' worst dresser?
Jake: Gwen Garci & German Moreno.
24. When's the last time you pleasured yourself?
Jake: Kahapon pare!
25. Sinong pinaka-mayabang sa artista?
(a caller recalls an incident with Bobby Andrews on being 'mayabang' & 'kuripot')
Jake: Pare, ito ang pinakamahirap sa akin. Hindi kasi ako yung tipong nagja-judge ng iba eh.
Mo Twister: It's your opinion.
Jake: Onemig Bondoc, superstar yun pag dumadatin yun dati sa set.
26. What's the worst billboard on EDSA?
Jake: Alak yun eh, na puro lalaki.
(the group discussed on the Ellen ad)
27. Have you ever gone on a fistfight with a local celebrity.
Jake: Nagkaka-pikunan pero wala. Actually, pinipigilan ko lang. Pumupunta ako ng dressing room, tapos sinusuntok ko yung wall.
28. Who's the worst celebrity politician?
Jake: Isko Moreno, hindi ko sinasabing hindi siya magaling. Stay muna siya dun, kasi madami siyang kalaban. Madami siyang ginawa. Last term nya, pahinga muna siya kasi sayang.
29. Which celebrity couple do you think will not last?
Jake: Patrick Garcia & Jennylyn Mercado.
Mojo: What the reason?
Jake: Parehong hot eh!
Mo Twister: They're both good looking? Too good looking for each other?
Jake: Hot yung babae, yung guy mahilig sa chicks
(a caller shared that the worst billboard in EDSA was the Vicky Belo ad and the group discussed it)
30. Have you ever slept with anyone famous?
31. Can you give us names or initials?
(Jake Roxas tapped out on this one after 15+ minutes and 6 male callers that convinced him to answer the question)