Rico J. Puno - 40 Forbidden Questions

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TRANSCRIPT: RICO J. PUNO ON FORBIDDEN QUESTIONS (February 21, 2007)

1. What is the worst thing you've done to a fan?
Binigyan ko ng pera. Thank you lang, for services rendered.

2. Ano ang pinaka-grabeng ginawa nyo nung kayo ay malasing?
Pilit kong inaabot yung sa akin, hindi ko maabot eh. Pero sabi ko kung maabot ko 'to, hindi ko na kailangan ang babae.

3. Kapuso or Kapamilya: What is the better station?
Yung isa better, ung isa the best. Pero mas kumikita ako sa Kapamilya. Kumikita rin ako sa Kapuso.

4. Kung nagkaroon ng local version ng "Brokeback Mountain", sinong local celebrity ang gusto mong leading man?
Si Dolphy. Gusto mo sabihin kung bakit? Parang kapareho lang ng microphone na kausap ko ngayon. Di ko nga lang alam kung tumitigas pa.

5. Bigyan mo kami ng isang bad encounter with a local celebrity.
Sexually with Hajii medyo I'm not really satisfied. With Marco Sison pwede na, madami ring fans yan eh. Parang call boy ang dating.

6. What's the worst billboard in EDSA?
Ung kay Richard Gomez di ko gusto eh...the BELO billboard.

7. Ilang taon si Rico J. nung nawala ang kanyang virginity?
10 years old o 12. Well, that was very accidental atsaka bading. Nagbabahay-bahayan kami, bandang huli nung lumaki na ako napansin ko parang na-abuse ako. Parang nadapa siya sa harapan ko, ganon.

8. When was the last time you viewed pornographic material?
Just last night. Madami kasi akong friends sa States, they bring in a lot of Playboy magazines as a collection. Pinamimigay din namin yun, even the Mayor of Makati saw one.

9. Have you ever done it with a prostitute?
Most of the time. At least pag dun walang commitment. But not anymore ah!

10. Who's celebrity has the worst BO?
Hindi ako maka-pick kasi we only have short period of times with other performers, one or two songs. Biniro ang buhok ni Rey Valera medyo iba ang amoy, amoy-kuto.

11. Give an animal that best describes the person. Umpisahan natin sa sarili ninyo:
Sa akin, giraffe. Because you know when you make love to a giraffe, nakakapagod yun eh.

12. Hajii Alejandro, an animal and why?
A rat. Punta ng punta yun kung saan may amoy eh.

13. The Mayor of Makati, best animal that describes and why?
Tiger yan! He has the eye of the tiger. The best Mayor ever. Number 4 in the world. Statistics sa internet yan, 2,000 mayors all over the world.

14. Rachelle Ann Go, best animal that describes and why?
Parang tuta. Sarap haplos-haplusin, halik-halikan, dila-dilaan.

15. Sino ang feeling sikat sa industriya?
April Boy Regino, eh miski na walang humahawi sa kanya humahawi siya eh may hawi boys yun. Dati si Willie Revillame, pero buti sumikat. Bastos eh.

16. Who is showbiz' most plastic person?
Actually all of them eh. Ako si Nonoy Zuniga. Eh kasi hanggang ngayon hindi pa niya sinasabing tatakbo siyang Vice Mayor ng Makati eh. Lagi naman kaming magkasama, ano ba naman yung sabihin niyang "Pare, pupunta kami jan sa inyo ha, tatakbo akong Vice Mayor"...

17. Sino ang worst dresser sa showbiz?
(caller suggested Keanna Reeves)
Yung nagi-split, si Mystika yun sobra un di maintindihan yun.

18. Who do you think is the most corrupt politician?
Corrupt is of course, the one in the administration. Like FG, like whoever, dami yan eh.

19. Which celebrity would you not like to see in politics?
Si Richard, I hope he changes his mind. Kasi first of all, as a friend, he doesn't have the experience.

20. If you could go on a date with a current politician, who would it be?
The representative of GenSan, Custodio. Palaban yun! I like her!

21. Which poltician has the worst theme song/advertising campaign jingle?
Si Pichay, di ko maintindihan.

22. Who is the most plastic politician?
Si Lito Lapid. Eh kasi, he was elected as Senator for six years Pagkatapos, he wants to go to Makati and tell Mayor and people, "I want to continue what you're doing today" How about your moral obligation for the poeple who voted for oy as a Senator.

23. Have you ever had plastic surgery?
Yes, one is an extension, one is my eyebags. Tinanggal by Calayan.

24. How big is your wang?
9 inches

25. How many girls have you gone to bed?
Madami na, 2,000. If you do it everyday. When you're in showbizness, when I was very very young, I will take one in the evening and leave let's say early before lunch. During lunch somebody comes, then you'll pick up someone at 4pm. I live in a condominium so I can do that.

26. What was the worst costume or outfit that you've ever worn during your performances?
Trying to be yung mga macho before yung masikip na pantalon, hindi kaya eh!

27. How much was the most you paid for sex?
As high as P10,000.

28. The least?
The least, pang-taxi lang. May chewing gum pang kasama 'yan.

29. Based on looks, sino sa tingin nyo among our celebrities ang hindi karapat-dapat nag-showbiz?
(caller suggested Marky Cielo)
--question passed--

29. You're a music icon, who is the most overrated singer ngayon?
Si willie Revillame. Nagagalit si Yoyoy Villame, ginagaya nya style nya eh. Mas magandang nagho-host sya. Yung composer nya (Lito Camo) magaling yun.

30. Who in local showbiz has yet to admit na nagpa-plastic surgery siya?
Si Lani Misalucha I think she has to accept. May surgery yun, probably yung banda sa may ilong.

Si Ruffa Mae yung boobs. Si Rachel Ann Go, yung ilong, nagpaganda ng ilong yan.

33. Magbigay po kayo ng isang artista na hindi pa umaamin na siya ay bading.
Si Basil Valdez kaya. (Rico J. also mentioned Cesar Montano, Richard Gomez and Christian Bautista)

36. Where is the wildest place you've done it?
On top of a refrigator. But I did something at the back bathroom of an international airplane with a stewardess.

37. Give us 3 famous personalities that you have slept with?
(Rico J. Puno tapped out)